Finally. A bit you can spin without a rig or a PO.

This desk-size fidget spinner looks like the real deal but it’s a toy. It doesn’t cut rock, won’t spud a thing, and you don’t need a safety meeting to use it. Just spin it while you grind through emails, sit on a conference call, or rack up West Texas windshield time.

Fast facts

• Height: 4.5 inches

• Function: Fidget spinner shaped like a drill bit

• Use case: Desk, shop counter, center console, gift pile

Why you’ll like it

• Kills idle minutes without killing bearings

• Satisfying spin for the brain while the rig waits on orders

• Conversation starter with anyone who’s ever touched a BHA

What it is not

• Not a cutting tool

• Not for downhole use

• Not going to file an safety report

Who it’s for

• Directional hands, MWD nerds, toolpushers, geos, engineers and accountants who secretly wish they’d gone field